November’s Featured Skater: Draggin Balls

This month’s featured skater is one of the Lane County Concussion’s elder statesmen. Draggin Balls, named for his speed, age, and the effect gravity has on his genitals, was dragged into the sport and nicknamed by his two daughters who played for the Emerald City Junior Gems. His daughters have long-since retired, but ... More

October’s Featured Skater: James Brains

When James Warmels unwittingly stumbled upon the world of roller derby, he had no clue how far its claws would sink into him. A humble man who enjoys nothing more than watching all the sports and being a complete troll on the internet, James never knew that his future held the first time he came to cheer on his girlfriend ... More

September’s Featured Skater: Multiclass

Occasionally, the Rockies can no longer contain certain men, and they send their erstwhile mountain legends to the Pacific Coast to battle in rolling games and work on their Ph.D. in physics at the University of Oregon. Multiclass is one of these men. Multiclass engaged in every sort of contest on foot but no sport was ... More

August’s Featured Skater: Guns of Ruxton

August’s Featured Skater and the Lane County Concussion’s newest Vice President, Guns of Ruxton, is an emerging rockstar on the track as well as off. In LCC’s most recent bout in July against Portland’s Bridgetown Brawlers, Ruxton was named MVP blocker in the victory. Off the track, he is a guitarist who plays all ... More

July’s Featured Skater: Dr. B

July’s featured skater is a lean slab of Wyoming beef known as Dr. B. He began his roller derby career in 2010 after moving to Montana to study diesel mechanics. His first gig in the sport was as a referee for the Billings Roller Derby Dames. After watching the women having so much fun playing, Dr. B decided he’d like ... More

June’s Featured Skater: Merby Dick

June’s Skater of the Month is a national treasure. At 75, Merby Dick is the oldest roller derby player in the world and the only remaining founding member of the Lane County Concussion. Merby wears the number 70 to indicate the age at which he started playing roller derby. He first tried his hand at roller sports more ... More

May’s Featured Skater: Tim-Buck-You

From the Big Sky State of Montana and just about everywhere else in between here and there comes the May Skater of the Month, Tim-Buck-You, captain of the Lane County Concussion. Tim only started skating in February of 2013, but his dedication has made him one of the top blockers on the team and one of the best analytical ... More

April’s Featured Skater: Grime + Punishment

Raised on the frozen tundra of Minnesota, Grime + Punishment essentially ice skated his way out of the womb. Lacking the hand-eye coordination for proficient stick handling, Grimes, as he is known to his teammates, became an enforcer, always keeping opponents in check from his position as defenseman. He continues to ... More

New Website!

Why, hello internet! We've been looking out at you through the glass from inside the digital aquarium that is Facebook. Thankfully, we've broken through that glass and have joined the ranks of the 84,535,430,234,230 reputable and not-so-reputable organizations with an honest to goodness website. Please feel free to have a ... More

Coaches Wanted

The Lane County Concussion is currently in search of coaches for their upcoming season. Selections will be announced in March. If you are interested, please send a resume or summary of qualification to captain@lanecountyrollerderby.com, or start showing up to our practices ready to help out! More